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Welcome to universe of moi. This is my personal, varying post blog. My ask is always open and I hope you enjoy your stay here on the Bethany express~

youtubebabes:

desillusional:

desillusional:

so i was wearing this today 

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and it felt kinda familiar so i adjusted the shirt

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put my hair down and accessorized

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BOOM KIM POSSIBLE 

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OMG WHY IS THIS GETTING NOTES

because you actually look like a hella attractive accurate version of kim possible

yungkawaiinigga:

shotofpatr0n:

yungkawaiinigga:

date a girl who reads books

nah 

skip that

just fuck the book. 

put ya dick in the book

What?

I SAID

FUCK THE BOOK

PUT YA DICK IN THE BOOK

tonystarktastic:

i-ll-be-mother:

Is Robert Downey Jr’s facebook even real?

It is. And I’ve seen his replies to people and just…he confirmed on Twitter that he runs that fucking facebook and I’m like “YOU!”

Anonymous said: you look fucking stupid in a dress, DUDE

dajo42:

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come closer one second

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little closer

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okay close enough

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i have a simple question: which of us is wearing a crown?

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that would be me.

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do you know what this crown means?

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it means i look fucking cute

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and you’re the human embodiment of a sore butt

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now as your fucking queen, i royally declare

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that i am beautiful and you are a listerine enema

eristicka:

cinematic gold in 1993 and still cinematic gold in 2014

colossal-sweat:

walking out of a bathroom with no hand dryers like

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tsukishimake1:

my favorite tidbit about rome is that in the mid-1800s one of the popes didnt like the statues in rome having dicks so he ordered them knocked off. fast forward to the last decade or so and art historians in conjunction with the vatican are trying to erm. restore. the statues. but the dicks were just. kept in a box. so art historians are going around rome, with a box of dicks, trying to match them up to their owner.

pignite:

it’s the weeaboo superwholock

pignite:

it’s the weeaboo superwholock

shisno:

grandpaharleys:

i dont understand the stereotype that women are obsessed with shoes, like have u ever met a high school boy

dioburandou:

daemontool:

remember this show where this one dude had to guess what is he smelling and he put his nose into someones asshole and went “smells like ass” and the commentator went “correct” and this dude did the funniest expression ever. wheres that gif

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man-boobies:

Hey People ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)! I decided to do another giveaway since i had extra money from working and i will try to do one almost monthly. Okay so here i go! 
The 1st place winner will receive:
A wig of their choice from any site under $25
Fake eyelashes of their choice under $15
A pair of circle lenses from Pinky Paradise
A cute Lens case of their choice
$80 Worth of products from Storenvy
SKIN79 Vip Gold Super Blemish Balm BB Cream
A Mystery Gift~
The 2nd place winner will receive:
 A wig of their choice from any site under $25
Fake lashes of their choice under $10
A cute lip tint
A Mystery Gift
The 3rd place winner will receive:
A wig of their choice under $25
Fake Lashes of their choice under $10
Rules and Info:
You must be following my blog No giveaway blogs
Reblogs only ( More reblogs = more entries)
There will be 3 winners
This giveaway is open World Wide
The winner will be announce on my blog and they will receive a message in their ask box
The Winner will have 48 hours to claim their prize
Giveaway ends August 20th.
Good Luck, everyone!ヾ(。◕ฺ∀◕ฺ)ノ Have a nice day~

man-boobies:

Hey People ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)! I decided to do another giveaway since i had extra money from working and i will try to do one almost monthly. Okay so here i go! 

The 1st place winner will receive:

  • A wig of their choice from any site under $25
  • Fake eyelashes of their choice under $15
  • A pair of circle lenses from Pinky Paradise
  • A cute Lens case of their choice
  • $80 Worth of products from Storenvy
  • SKIN79 Vip Gold Super Blemish Balm BB Cream
  • A Mystery Gift~

The 2nd place winner will receive:

  •  A wig of their choice from any site under $25
  • Fake lashes of their choice under $10
  • A cute lip tint
  • A Mystery Gift

The 3rd place winner will receive:

  • A wig of their choice under $25
  • Fake Lashes of their choice under $10

Rules and Info:

  • You must be following my blog No giveaway blogs
  • Reblogs only ( More reblogs = more entries)
  • There will be 3 winners
  • This giveaway is open World Wide
  • The winner will be announce on my blog and they will receive a message in their ask box
  • The Winner will have 48 hours to claim their prize
  • Giveaway ends August 20th.

Good Luck, everyone!ヾ(。◕ฺ∀◕ฺ)ノ Have a nice day~

satan-is-not-natural:

mrrgh:

kawaii-i:

by Morticia’s Shop

if anyone puts that goddamn meme on this post i’m reporting them. you know the one.

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