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We all like to talk about that “ Running like Naruto" phase that all dorky weaboo kids go trough, but what we don not talk enough about is the later “ Sitting and eating like L" phase that all dorky weaboo teenagers go trough
man, it just would never work. she’s the most popular girl in school and i’m….i’m…..i’m just doug dimmadome, owner of the dimmsdale dimmadome
Do you think every president goes through a awkward first few weeks in office when they’re not sure when’s the right time to ask if aliens are real or not?
found this gem in the 1996 Cornell Women’s Handbook. it’s what to say when a guy tries to get out of using a condom
"It takes too long"
So does raising a fucking child
straight women who casually use the word “girlfriend” to refer to their platonic lady friends, i have nothing against you, but you make the world really confusing,
Every airline flight in the world over 24 hours.
i can’t stop staring at this
It looks as if Europe and US are having a pissing contest.